There Ain't No Rest for the Wicked.

"For example, when I try to decieve, I have more nervous ticks than a Lyme disease research facility!" -Big Bang Theory.

I'm really starting to LOVE that show...oh, who am I kidding?! I loved it the second we started watching it! It's just so dang clever! It gets to the point where I'll start to act like Sheldon. For example, look at this conversation I just had with my friend Jordan.
Me: It's weird. I JUST went to the bathroom and now I have to go again! I'm choosing to ignore it.
Jordan: That's unhealthy.
Me: Not necessarily. If I don't go, holding it in is unhealthy, but on the other hand, if I do go that would be twice in 5 minutes which might lead me to the conclusion that there is something wrong!
Jordan: Oh.
Me: Yes.
*Conversation Terminated*

See?! It's so incredibly weird. Sometimes though I hope that I could be as clever and witty as that show. I can never think of good comebacks, or when I do, the certain person is already gone; in which case I text them and look like an idiot, so it's kind of counterproductive if you know what I mean.

ANYWHO. Today was my first day of freedom, and how did I choose to spend it you ask?? Oh, working at my mother's store. It wasn't necessarily bad if you discount the slaving hours, small amounts of food, horrible temperatures, and horendous company!
Just kidding....well...for the most part. I got to count 2105 rings today, and take stickers off every one of the little package that they were in. What happens if you break the package you ask?? You have to replace it! Again, and again and again. Oh! And then there was SOME excitement, I had to wait all day for my iPod to die! and I got hooked on some new music. But hey, at least it's not crack? I'd rather it'd be music and word searches than say...crack and prostitutes. Hm...is that safe to say?! Eh, what the hell.

I forgot to write about this in my last blog, but we went to the Stoney River Steak House on...hm..Sunday? Yeah I think it was Sunday. Anyways, there's all these tables around and then right in the center of the restaurant there's two couches. I'm not kidding you, 2 large couches with a table in between each. We always tried to sit there but I guess it was like VIP but we GOT TO SIT THERE! It was so exciting! It took a while to get used to because you would sink so that your chin was basically on the table, but we all sat on pillows and it got better. Dinner was delicious.

Then, last night I went to Chili's with my Dad. It was like a strange occurance of many weird events in a row. Well, when we got there, a storm was rolling in, so there was always the impending doom of a giant thunderstorm looming over the restaurant. Anyways, so we walk inside and go up to the person in front( What are they called?!) and I said ya know like "Two please?" She confirmed and reached for menus, but there were none left, so we had to scour the restaurant for another menu. We finally get seated, and our waiter comes up. He's a little too peppy for my taste, and I can tell that it's going to annoy me. He asks for the drinks and first offers me, little ole me, a margarita. Now I won't quarrel that I look older than my age, but I do NOT look 21, let alone like a person who would drink margaritas. I think if I was drinking, it'd be a nice big mug of beer but that's besides the point. So we order and he like grabs my menu out of my hands and is all " I LOVE this appetizer. Wanna try it?!" and my dad and I were like, "No. :/ can we just have a couple minutes?" and he was all "Sure, I'll go get your beverages :D" He was so deliciously awkward the whole dinner. Then, when I asked for a desert menu, he brought one and was like " I LOVE the Paradise Pie! You should get that one" and then mumbled something else but I don't remember. Anyways, I got cheesecake, just despite him (and I love the strawberry sauce, and there was walnuts in the Paradise Pie...and I. Hate. Walnuts. Never buy me walnuts, or I will slap you.) So we left Chili's and my dad and I went around Annapolis (I'm driving of course) BLASTING Tik Tok by ke$ha and dancing in the car. It was great :D

I'm pretty sure that's all I have to talk about....I'm going back to work at Mom's tomorrow, and I'll be sure to write about that interesting little experience tomorrow! I'm going to TRY and make this an every day thing, but I can't gauruntee(sp?!) that for when I'm in Texas or just when I'm REALLY tired. Hehe.

Hugs and Cake,
Emily

P.S.- I just finished all the levels in one of the free games on my iPod. Huzzah for me! :)